O.K. Here it is...

I know I promised photos of my dog after his haircut. I just have not been able to do it. It is too humiliating... He looks like an idiot. And I know he looks stupid because everyone who sees him says the same thing, kind like when you get a bad haircut, "well, at least he won't be hot in the heat this summer." Or " It'll grow." My poor proud dog reduced to looking like a poodle. Now the best part is the groomer telling us to not laugh at him and to tell him how beautiful he looks. 

So imagine using the high pitched voice you use to talk to babies and cute dogs, "Oh Miller, you are sooo ugly little Miller dog, you look like a dumb poodle Miller dog." 

What does Miller hear... "Oh Miller, ajfoehn sjdofoe fkh, hdcu ewien Miller cjsdi  didjg i isdgouw Miller sfgm." 

So he thinks he is beautiful and that is all that matters.